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Top 10 reasons that George W. wants to go to the moon.
10 - Because it is the perfect example of how life would be if all his policies were carried out with no breathable air, no drinkable water, and not a single tree standing.
9 - There is nobody there to complain about the dumping of nuclear waste.
8 - He could really strut in that weaker gravity.
7 - Half the people would always be in the dark (oh wait, that is already happening on this planet).
6 - No damn liberals.
5 - He thought the moon was made of cocaine.
4 - All the animals are already extinct so he wouldn't have to hear all this talk about environmental protection or global warming.
3 - No cops to pull you over if you're driving drunk.
2 - Can't see (or hear) protesters.
And the #1 reason Bush Jr. wants to go to the moon - He thought it would be easier to find weapons of mass destruction on the barren surface.
CODE YELLOW CHEESE
Top 10 reasons that George W. wants to go to the moon.
10 - Because it is the perfect example of how life would be if all his policies were carried out with no breathable air, no drinkable water, and not a single tree standing.
9 - There is nobody there to complain about the dumping of nuclear waste.
8 - He could really strut in that weaker gravity.
7 - Half the people would always be in the dark (oh wait, that is already happening on this planet).
6 - No damn liberals.
5 - He thought the moon was made of cocaine.
4 - All the animals are already extinct so he wouldn't have to hear all this talk about environmental protection or global warming.
3 - No cops to pull you over if you're driving drunk.
2 - Can't see (or hear) protesters.
And the #1 reason Bush Jr. wants to go to the moon - He thought it would be easier to find weapons of mass destruction on the barren surface.
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