Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...
They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos sign reads: 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'
Jose says "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."
Carlos says "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign... It reads : 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico '
They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos sign reads: 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'
Jose says "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."
Carlos says "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign... It reads : 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico '
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