- Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
- Good guys are always outnumbered.
- Good guys always win and get the girl.
- Good guys are always good looking.
- Good guys are the only ones with a sense of humor.
- Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.
- Nothing cures the blues like killing 30 or 40 bad guys.
- Good guys don't take drugs.
- Heros wear clothes that dirt can't stick to.
- Ugly people are always bad guys.
- Bad guys will make elaborate inventions to kill the good guys, but they will never stick around to see if it works.
- The bad guy chickens out first.
- The police are smart.
- police never wait for back-up.
- Undercover cops are too good to be spotted, especially when wearing dark sunglasses.
- All police killings are in self-defense.
- Police chases must include a car going through a plate glass window.
- Car wheels screech on any corner, even on dirt.
- After being shot, there is always enough time to escape.
- The chances of getting into an accident increases proportionally as the car goes slower.
- Burglar alarm system's connection box is on the outside wall.
- Private detective work is glamorous.
- Cars will explode in all accidents.
- Court cases are all solved with a surprise witness.
- Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in grotesque ways.
- Teenagers are always smarter than their parents.
- High School students look thirty years old.
- The suburbs are exciting.
- Cream pies are made to be thrown, never eaten.
- All Chinese people know Karate.
- Indians make good fodder.
- All baseball games will be won with a home run in the bottom of the ninth with two outs and the bases loaded.
- Everybody wins in Las Vegas.
- Nobody has time to watch TV.
- Nobody ever has trouble finding parking spots when they are in a hurry.
- Housework is never needed.
- Street vendor's carts are magnetically attracted to high-speed car chases.
- Everyone knows how to pick a lock with one tool.
- The last 5 minutes of any TV show will expain the entire plot.
- The last 5 minutes will be stretched out for 20 minutes with commercials.
- In case of emergency, speak in cliches.
- 95 pound women in tight skirts can throw around 300 pound muscle-bound men.
- Fist-fights don't result in bruises.
- Helicopters are attracted to mountains.
- No one ever mumbles, stutters, or says "um..."
- People normally wake up in the morning with make-up on.
- There are no really ugly women, only really ugly men.
- If a women is running away from someone she will trip and fall.
- Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.
- Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.
- Everyone has a "dark" secret.
- Haunted houses are never locked.
- Murders will always be accompanied by sinister music.
- Rich people are unhappy.
- Thunderstorms spontaneously create murders.
- When someone is dead or dying, there will be a trickle of blood from the corner of their mouth.
- Christmas Eve and Halloween night last for three of four days.
- Midnight happens more than once in a monster movie.
- To kill a vampire, you must set out 5 minutes before sunset.
- Nobody ever realizes until the end of a monster movie, that everyone that went into the dark cellar never came out.
- The group always splits up to look for the alien.
- Movies based on true stories are always made up.
- Computers never crash.
- Teenagers can access any computer by using their home PC.
- Computers know everything.
- You must type frantically to keep a 3-D image moving on the screen.
- In the end, all resource limitations are overruled.
- Good guys are always outnumbered.
- Good guys always win and get the girl.
- Good guys are always good looking.
- Good guys are the only ones with a sense of humor.
- Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.
- Nothing cures the blues like killing 30 or 40 bad guys.
- Good guys don't take drugs.
- Heros wear clothes that dirt can't stick to.
- Ugly people are always bad guys.
- Bad guys will make elaborate inventions to kill the good guys, but they will never stick around to see if it works.
- The bad guy chickens out first.
- The police are smart.
- police never wait for back-up.
- Undercover cops are too good to be spotted, especially when wearing dark sunglasses.
- All police killings are in self-defense.
- Police chases must include a car going through a plate glass window.
- Car wheels screech on any corner, even on dirt.
- After being shot, there is always enough time to escape.
- The chances of getting into an accident increases proportionally as the car goes slower.
- Burglar alarm system's connection box is on the outside wall.
- Private detective work is glamorous.
- Cars will explode in all accidents.
- Court cases are all solved with a surprise witness.
- Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in grotesque ways.
- Teenagers are always smarter than their parents.
- High School students look thirty years old.
- The suburbs are exciting.
- Cream pies are made to be thrown, never eaten.
- All Chinese people know Karate.
- Indians make good fodder.
- All baseball games will be won with a home run in the bottom of the ninth with two outs and the bases loaded.
- Everybody wins in Las Vegas.
- Nobody has time to watch TV.
- Nobody ever has trouble finding parking spots when they are in a hurry.
- Housework is never needed.
- Street vendor's carts are magnetically attracted to high-speed car chases.
- Everyone knows how to pick a lock with one tool.
- The last 5 minutes of any TV show will expain the entire plot.
- The last 5 minutes will be stretched out for 20 minutes with commercials.
- In case of emergency, speak in cliches.
- 95 pound women in tight skirts can throw around 300 pound muscle-bound men.
- Fist-fights don't result in bruises.
- Helicopters are attracted to mountains.
- No one ever mumbles, stutters, or says "um..."
- People normally wake up in the morning with make-up on.
- There are no really ugly women, only really ugly men.
- If a women is running away from someone she will trip and fall.
- Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.
- Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.
- Everyone has a "dark" secret.
- Haunted houses are never locked.
- Murders will always be accompanied by sinister music.
- Rich people are unhappy.
- Thunderstorms spontaneously create murders.
- When someone is dead or dying, there will be a trickle of blood from the corner of their mouth.
- Christmas Eve and Halloween night last for three of four days.
- Midnight happens more than once in a monster movie.
- To kill a vampire, you must set out 5 minutes before sunset.
- Nobody ever realizes until the end of a monster movie, that everyone that went into the dark cellar never came out.
- The group always splits up to look for the alien.
- Movies based on true stories are always made up.
- Computers never crash.
- Teenagers can access any computer by using their home PC.
- Computers know everything.
- You must type frantically to keep a 3-D image moving on the screen.
- In the end, all resource limitations are overruled.
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